Shane enters stage left and goes into the bathroom. Stacy hears plastic ruffling.
Stacy: Shane, are you using my new face wipes?
Stacy: You heard me…are you using my new face wipes?
Shane enters the bedroom stage left.
Shane: I thought that they were ‘our’ face wipes.
Stacy: Oh, your right. I’m glad you said that because I’ve been using your fancy razor that you left in the shower.
Shane: Are you kidding me?!? You better not be!
Stacy: I thought you said everything was ‘ours?’
Shane: Well, that’s different. Are you really using it?
Stacy: No, of course not. (smile)
Next morning, Stacy enters the bathroom stage right and the razor is no where to be found.